Бонус:
Новогодняя (с гр. Ленинград)

Life Suckseeded!
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The following rhymes are not “word-to-word”
translations of Revolver lyrics.
Nevertheless, they tend to capture
the very essence of the subject.

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1. How Come?

How come the eggs are oval?
How come the girls wee-wee?
And in the end, I want to know:
How come you're not with me?

2. If You're Near Me

My behaviour is so funny
Only if you're near me, honey.

3. When You leave for Kostroma

Jamuse-moi bien sans toi
When you leave for Kostroma.

4. (Just A) Little bit Preg

I kissed her about an hour ago,
I bought her a dozen of beers.
And now she's looking a little bit preg
Confirming my innermost fears.

5. Golden Fish

Get lost, Golden Fish,
That's my one and only wish

6. (The Wrong Side of) The Right Town

Old Beatlemaniacs caught me
And beat me black and blue.
“The town was right,
But side was wrong”
That's what I'd say to you.

7. On the Booze

What is the use
In feeling blue?
I start to booze
Because of you.

8. Light from a Star

Guess, I'm going too far:
Took a light from a star,
Opened bottle with rocket,
Put your keys in my pocket.

9. S.O.N.Y. Music

From the space-station “MIR”
Sound of Music I hear:
-“'Tis the Same Ol' New Year!..”
(I'm gonna get totally crashed tonight)

10. Titanic

His love was very much Platonic
But quite unhip and embryonic.
His end was very much Titanic
Without any trace of panic.

11. Life Suckseeded

When you need it - have some wine
Life Suckseeded, booze is fine.

Robots screw-bobots”
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The following lines are not “word-to-word”
translations of Revolver lyrics.

Nevertheless, they tend to capture
the very essence of the subject.
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01. MARS-MARS vs. PLUTO
Mars mars, I'm Pluto.
Can you hear me, you bastards?

02.TenderNESS
You were my love. I'll never forget you.

03.gone
In my ridiculous age I fell in love
with you, but you're gone. Why?

04. ZA illuminator OM
We met in outer space
I wanna make love to you,
but first I have to know - who are you?
An animal? a plant?

05. 15 robots for one Martian Flying Saucer
There were fifteen robots for one Martians
flying saucer...
06. I ROBOT
I'm useless but I'm fun better that anyone.
Because I'm a Robot.
So everybody who's not me sucks.

07. G.U.T.
I'm alright and I don't wanna know why

08. Trolleybus # 5
Trolleybus # 5 in a rush hour.
Here is your leg, there is mine.
Here is your arm, There is mine.
Here is my back, there is...

09. dRug
My friend is very polite.
He rises every time he sees a woman.

10. ROBOTZ - SCREWBOBOTZ
Robots just want to have fun.

11. Astronomer
Astronomer is looking for black holes.
He's got a telescope.

12. 24 HOURS
White rabbits copulating.

13. Happy ones don't watch their pants
I'll try my best with you tonight. You'll see.

14. Fiesta del Marte tonite but I won't go
There's a party on mars tonight but I won't go.
I don't know why.

1.Да-папа-лай
2. Похитители могил из открытого космоса
3. Эверест
4. Космодромы опустели
5. Каникулы на Луне
6. Любовь, Комсомол и Луна
,бонус: Сколько женщин вокруг..