Life Suckseeded!
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The following rhymes are not “word-to-word”
translations of Revolver lyrics.
Nevertheless, they tend to capture
the very essence of the subject.

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1. How Come?

How come the eggs are oval?
How come the girls wee-wee?
And in the end, I want to know:
How come you're not with me?

2. If You're Near Me

My behaviour is so funny
Only if you're near me, honey.

3. When You leave for Kostroma

Jamuse-moi bien sans toi
When you leave for Kostroma.

4. (Just A) Little bit Preg

I kissed her about an hour ago,
I bought her a dozen of beers.
And now she's looking a little bit preg
Confirming my innermost fears.

5. Golden Fish

Get lost, Golden Fish,
That's my one and only wish

6. (The Wrong Side of) The Right Town

Old Beatlemaniacs caught me
And beat me black and blue.
“The town was right,
But side was wrong”
That's what I'd say to you.

7. On the Booze

What is the use
In feeling blue?
I start to booze
Because of you.

8. Light from a Star

Guess, I'm going too far:
Took a light from a star,
Opened bottle with rocket,
Put your keys in my pocket.

9. S.O.N.Y. Music

From the space-station “MIR”
Sound of Music I hear:
-“'Tis the Same Ol' New Year!..”
(I'm gonna get totally crashed tonight)

10. Titanic

His love was very much Platonic
But quite unhip and embryonic.
His end was very much Titanic
Without any trace of panic.

11. Life Suckseeded

When you need it - have some wine
Life Suckseeded, booze is fine.